Your Future Looks Emotionally Expired T-Shirt
Your Future Looks Emotionally Expired T-Shirt
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Size Chart
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
Chest | 18.5 | 47 | 19.7 | 50 | 20.9 | 53 | 22.0 | 56 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.4 | 62 |
Length | 25.6 | 65 | 26.8 | 68 | 28.0 | 71 | 29.1 | 74 | 30.3 | 77 | 31.5 | 80 |
Shoulder | 17.3 | 44 | 18.5 | 47 | 19.7 | 50 | 20.9 | 53 | 22.0 | 56 | 23.2 | 59 |
Sleeve length | 7.5 | 19 | 7.9 | 20 | 8.3 | 21 | 8.7 | 22 | 9.1 | 23 | 9.4 | 24 |
I wore this once and immediately got compliments. It’s my new lazy day shirt.
This shirt describes my life and I’m not even mad about it. Love it!
The colors pop so much more in real life. Super comfy and lightweight!
i ordered the wrong size but i still love the shirt!
The message is so relatable and the shirt fits perfectly. The quality is amazing too!






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Q: Is this oversized or true to size?
A: The shirt is true to size with a regular unisex fit not oversized by default. If your measurements are exact or you like a looser, comfier feel, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes. Otherwise, it might be a bit snug!
Q: Is the material soft?
A: So soft. The kind of soft you want to live in. It’s made from 100% breathable cotton with a smooth finish that feels amazing against your skin not stiff, not scratchy. Just comfy, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear (or spontaneous naps).
Q: Will the print crack or fade?
A: Not a chance. We use high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which means the colors stay poppin’ even after dozens of washes.
Q: How do I wash it without ruining it?
A: Easy! Turn it inside out, wash cold, hang dry (or low tumble), and avoid ironing on the print. That’s it.