National Park Of Avoidance T-Shirt
National Park Of Avoidance T-Shirt
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Size Chart
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
Chest | 18.5 | 47 | 19.7 | 50 | 20.9 | 53 | 22.0 | 56 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.4 | 62 |
Length | 25.6 | 65 | 26.8 | 68 | 28.0 | 71 | 29.1 | 74 | 30.3 | 77 | 31.5 | 80 |
Shoulder | 17.3 | 44 | 18.5 | 47 | 19.7 | 50 | 20.9 | 53 | 22.0 | 56 | 23.2 | 59 |
Sleeve length | 7.5 | 19 | 7.9 | 20 | 8.3 | 21 | 8.7 | 22 | 9.1 | 23 | 9.4 | 24 |
Shipping took a bit longer than expected but once I got it, I couldn’t stop laughing at how accurate it is!
Exactly what I needed for my ‘mentally unavailable days.
The vibe is immaculate.
Such a cute, funny design! The cotton feels really soft too. Love wearing it with leggings or biker shorts.
This shirt is literally my coping mechanism in clothing form. It’s hilarious, comfy, and the print is really high quality!






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Q: Is this oversized or true to size?
A: The shirt is true to size with a regular unisex fit not oversized by default. If your measurements are exact or you like a looser, comfier feel, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes. Otherwise, it might be a bit snug!
Q: Is the material soft?
A: So soft. The kind of soft you want to live in. It’s made from 100% breathable cotton with a smooth finish that feels amazing against your skin not stiff, not scratchy. Just comfy, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear (or spontaneous naps).
Q: Will the print crack or fade?
A: Not a chance. We use high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which means the colors stay poppin’ even after dozens of washes.
Q: How do I wash it without ruining it?
A: Easy! Turn it inside out, wash cold, hang dry (or low tumble), and avoid ironing on the print. That’s it.